HIP ! HIP !! HURRAY !!!

Another year has passed and as you celebrate your birthday this year and turn a year older. May you have all that you wish for come true. Have a happy birthday........FROM ENOBONG ESSIEN(200 level Chemistry Department)
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Blowing out another candle should mean that you have enjoyed another year and made the world a better place than when you blew out fewer candles. Make every day and every candle count. Happy Birthday.........from Toniphelbs

ASUU Strike Update: Strike Continues As FG Frustrates Senate/ASUU Negotiations

The intervention by the Senate President Bukola Saraki into the one-week warning strike by the Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU) failed to yield any positive result, as the absence of the Finance Minister Kemi Adeosun marred the resolution of the crisis.

At a marathon meeting with the national leadership of the Union on Wehe Ministry of Education as well as Labour and Productivity, no agreement was reached, as the Union vowed to continue with the strike.

The meeting which lasted for about three hours was presided over by Saraki.

The one-week strike which commenced on Wednesday enters its second day today, even as ASUU President Biodun Ogunyemi told newsmen that the industrial action would continue.

Areas of disagreement between the Union and government include: payment of fraction of staff entitlement and the denial of staff entitlement in respect of earned academic allowance amounting to about N128 billion, funding of universities for revitalization and the refusal to register the the Nigerian Universities Pension Management Company by the National Compensation Commission.

Others include the introduction of the TSA, decrease in budgetary allocation to education and the refusal by government to renegotiate the 2009 agreement which was due for renegotiation since 2012.

Addressing journalists after the meeting, Chairman Senate Committee on Tertiary Education and TETFUND, Barau Jibrin, disclosed that a sub-committee has been set up to resolve the issues.

He said another meeting would hold today which would include the Finance Minister and Director General of the Budget Office, Ben Akabueze.

Said Jibrin: “We have had a fruitful deliberation. And a way forward has been found by creating a sub-committee of this committee to sit and find out certain things in the Ministry of Finance which will bring us close to the resolution of this problem. We will start sitting by tomorrow (today) including the Ministry of Finance who has not been able to attend this meeting but we are sure she will be here tomorrow and the Director General of the Budget Office.

“We have created a template about how to resolve this problem. And you know ASUU is a democratic body, they have to consult. So, it’s ongoing, it’s a work in progress. And a very important headway has been created. A good template has been created. And we see light at the end of the tunnel”.

On their part, Minister of State for Education, Anthony Anwuka and Permanent Secretary, Ministry of Labour and Employment, Clement Ilo, commended the Senate leadership for its intervention and expressed optimism that they issues would be resolved very soon.

The Senate Tuesday mandated Saraki to liaise with the Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU) and the Executive arm of government over the warning strike by the Union.

BEST OF FRIENDS FOREVER.........#WE REP AKSU

“In everyone’s life, at some time, our inner fire goes out. It is then burst into flame by an encounter with another human being. We should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the inner spirit.”

Reasons Why You Must Own The New Iphone 7 Which Costs About N500,000

* U can email ur ancestors, ping ur village deity
* If u hold am, U no go ever hungry again.
* If u misplaced it in a cab, it will automatically find its way back into ur pocket.
* If ugly person send U request, e no go enter.
* It can tell U which member of your family dey disturbs you.
* U can connect d bluetooth to transformer to get light.
* It can be used as bomb detectors.
* It can be used as mosquito (insect) repellant.
* It makes everyone look at you as rich boy or girl even when you are trekking.
* It vibrates if someone is lying, 4real!
* It can tell d real father of a child.
* It can detect if Ur boyfriend/ girlfriend is cheating.
* It prevents unwanted pregnancy; just put it in “protection” mode.
* You can use it as AC
* You can use it as a weapon if you are attacked by armed robbers
* It can show you the way to paradise with the advanced GPS
*It can be used as an ATM
*Blackberry falls – Screen breaks Nokia falls – Ground shakes iPhone 7 falls – Owner dies.
Feel free To Add Yours!!!

GUESS WHO!!! Lets Know The Smartest Ones In Here – Guess These Nigerian Artistes In This Photo

Let me try this…. I think the face on C is PHYNO….

Oya try yours and drop your answers below…

Couple Have Their Wedding Reception Inside Shoprite

Some say Shoprite Ibadan is one place where just anything can happen. If this is true, then I agree..;-

When You Smoke Ilorin Weed for the First Time

FUN TIME!!! Mention That Friend Whose Kidney You Want To Sell For Buying The New iphone7

It’s so funny how the new iphone7 is capable of making people go the extra miles just to have it, most especially those who can’t do without living a luxury life regardless the economic situation of the country…May God help us all Amen!!!
But in the main time lets have some fun…As seen in the photo above ‘Mention That Friend Whose Kidney You Want To Sell For Buying The New iphone7′ if you have your way…
Lets know those friends who are virtually not USEFUL in our lives i trust my guys this is time to mention all those girls NAME wey chop money run away lolsssss…..Keep the names rolling!!!

14 Things You Can Buy Instead Of The iPhone 7

The world’s most sought after smartphone has been announced and will be available for sale very soon.
But are you about to spend N400, 000 on a smartphone, in this economy, when you can get these instead?
1. DSTV Subscription For 28 Months: Premium PVR sef, you’re covered
2. One and Half Years’ Rent in Egbeda: With borehole and mai-guard
3. One Plot of Land in Ikorodu: Distance doesn’t matter. Ambode will soon fix the road
4. Two Plots of Land in Ekiti: Where stomach infrastructure is a government agenda
5. Naija Used Honda Baby Boy: Say goodbye to the danfo lifestyle
6. Weekend in Dubai:#DubaiBalling
7. 8 Days At Oriental Hotel: Lau-lau spending
8. 1,333 Bottles Of Beer: We be drinking till six in the morning
 9. 1,000 Packs Of Small Chops: Sweet dreams are made of these
10. 21 Pairs Of Adidas Yezzy Boost: Thank you Yeezus!
11. 3,000 Nkwobi Plates:Oya turn up! Belle go full
12. 40 Haircuts From TBillz’s Barber:Flawless friction all day
13. 2,578 Litres Of Petrol:Because scarcity can start any fucking time
14. 3 pieces of London used iPhone 6s
IPhone 7 ko, iPhone 11 ni.
Be guided.