The world’s most sought after smartphone has been announced and will be available for sale very soon.
But are you about to spend N400, 000 on a smartphone, in this economy, when you can get these instead?
1. DSTV Subscription For 28 Months: Premium PVR sef, you’re covered
2. One and Half Years’ Rent in Egbeda: With borehole and mai-guard
3. One Plot of Land in Ikorodu: Distance doesn’t matter. Ambode will soon fix the road
4. Two Plots of Land in Ekiti: Where stomach infrastructure is a government agenda
5. Naija Used Honda Baby Boy: Say goodbye to the danfo lifestyle
6. Weekend in Dubai:#DubaiBalling
7. 8 Days At Oriental Hotel: Lau-lau spending
8. 1,333 Bottles Of Beer: We be drinking till six in the morning
9. 1,000 Packs Of Small Chops: Sweet dreams are made of these
10. 21 Pairs Of Adidas Yezzy Boost: Thank you Yeezus!
11. 3,000 Nkwobi Plates:Oya turn up! Belle go full
12. 40 Haircuts From TBillz’s Barber:Flawless friction all day
13. 2,578 Litres Of Petrol:Because scarcity can start any fucking time
14. 3 pieces of London used iPhone 6s
IPhone 7 ko, iPhone 11 ni.
Be guided.
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